Average Indian Life

By Kokula Krishna Hari - KK

Indians Life are very interesting. Starting from pushing to choose friends to writing will, nothing happens on their own. Here is a compilation which says about the Average Indian Life.




  1. Just born, receives a slap on the butt.

  2. Injections and vaccinations.

  3. Rubs shit on the body, stinks.

  4. Sleeps between parents, ruins their sex life.

  5. Thrown into pre-nursery school at the age of 2 years.

  6. School interviews, admission.

  7. Has to carry the load of a bag like a donkey.

  8. Exams, insults, exams, suspension, exam, PTM, tuitions, sports, exams, report cards, exams, warnings, exams, finds true love of life.

  9. Schooling over, lover finds someone else in new college.

  10. College life, fun, friendships, fests, movies, night outs.

  11. No placement, depression, insults, family pressure.

  12. Placed finally in an average company with an average profile. Takes parents on a pilgrimage.

  13. Purchases Hero Honda Passion, aims for Royal Enfield.

  14. Makes a girlfriend at the office.

  15. Transportation cost 5,000 INR , salary 15,000 INR.

  16. Gets a BlackBerry from the company, happy but regrets later.

  17. Gets an HP Laptop from the company, happy but regrets later.

  18. Working hours, all day, all night except 2 to 5 am. (Thank you BlackBerry and laptop)

  19. Friends start discaring in terms of Job, Transfers and Marriages.

  20. Sends roses by WhatsApp on Valentine's day.

  21. Dates at chaat papdi stalls.

  22. Drinks Officer's Choice whisky.

  23. Girlfriend marries a rich guy.

  24. Distributes her wedding cards and carries her Doli.

  25. Looks for a bride for an arranged marriage set up.

  26. Rejects a girl.

  27. Girl 2 rejects him.

  28. Girl 3 rejects him.

  29. Girl 4 rejects him.

  30. Goes back to girl 1, apologises, requests her, makes fake promises, she accepts the proposal.

  31. Marriage day, falls from the horse in front of in-laws.

  32. Relatives criticise the food at marriage.

  33. Finally, the “night” cums, but he doesn't.

  34. Goes to a pilgrimage on honeymoon.

  35. Somehow manages a “good news" after repeated trials.

  36. Can’t feed two but waits eagerly for the third.

  37. Wife throws pregnancy tantrums, wants “saffron Jalebi" “foot massage” “get’s easily irritated"

  38. A child is born, brings good luck to the world! promotion in job, finally buys a Royal Enfield.

  39. Buys condoms for the first time, father arrives from nowhere in the same medical shop. "Brother not this I asked for Crocin" Father consoles him and gifts him the strip himself.

  40. Wife doesn't work but orders him to share kid's responsibility.

  41. Sleeps at 3 am after cleaning shit, condoms expire without usage.

  42. The child goes to an average school, current income 25,000, school fees 6000 per month.

  43. Expenses rise, stops savings for old age.

  44. White hairs start popping out of the head, loses hair on the scalp.

  45. The child goes to college.

  46. God gifts Diabetes and Hypertension.

  47. Pops pills after every meal.

  48. Finally buys an Alto car on repeated requests by wife and kid. A day of happiness.

  49. Fuel expenses rise to 20% of total income.

  50. Gets the kid married, spends every coin saved all throughout life.

  51. Kid insults him for not giving a good standard of life.

  52. Still works hard to feed stomach and survive with basic essentials.

  53. Finds a job after retirement as savings are zero.

  54. Kid visits with family on every festival and takes back “sagan” (money-filled envelopes) from him.

  55. Wife does all the household chores at the age of retirement, gets sad looking at her plight.

  56. Finally saves basic essentials and leaves the job at the age of 75.

  57. Television & medicines become life.

  58. Diseases become friends.

  59. Wishes god for a new life “not as a human" though.

  60. The struggle comes to an end one day, dead face carries a smile of freedom.


Respect them because average people live their life mostly for others! Indians aren't machines, we need to give them a bit more space in many things. Their Private Things are Private; Personal Things are Personal and finally, Public Things are Public. Don't decide on what you didn't have and enforce it on them.

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Shouldering a Girl for Half-a-Journey to the United Kingdom

By Kokula Krishna Hari - KK
Image
Every Journey in my life counts and my very recent Journey to the United Kingdom was really more impressive and soul-satisfying. Stop Judging me with the above statement. This is my 100th post and if you didn't get me till now, a hard regret for your understanding ability. After a very long-time in-service, I happened to fly in Jet Airways from New Delhi, India to London, United Kingdom. It was a quite long travel for around 9 hours and 10 minutes. Since it was my own money, I flew in Economy Class and got my preferred seat. I got a window seat on the 38th row. A descriptive is shown in the below image, but not the actual seatmap. With last few passengers left behind boarding the aircraft, I arrived at the gate and boarded the aircraft. Was really happy to see that my next seat is empty and frequent travellers can surely feel its pleasure. OMG! The pleasure didn't last long. A mid 20's girl was searching for her seat with a small handbag. She arrived near my seat and claime...
Read more

Intelligent people with OCD are miserable

By Kokula Krishna Hari - KK
Image
Intelligent people with OCD ( O bsessive- C ompulsive  D isorder ) lead a very strange life. If you think you are highly intelligent and have symptoms of OCD it will be a huge handicap throughout the entire course of life. If you don’t have such things but see someone with such symptoms, don’t ignore them. It may sound a bit counterintuitive, but be assured that the experience would be the best. No matter how intelligent the person is, they are still a human being and not a machine! It’s a well-known fact that nobody is perfect. We’re all good at certain things and not so great at others. The smartest kid of the class might not be academically stronger, and I am challenging the case vice versa. I have seen many such cases in my life, why not least, I am seeing myself every day in the mirror and selfies. And, that’s a natural way of balancing the equation. Research indicates that  OCD  sufferers often exhibit high creativity and imagination and above-average  ...
Read more

Attachment & Detachment – Being Adult

By Kokula Krishna Hari - KK
Image
Attachment is clinging to anything you believes is needed for your survival and pleasure. Attachment is the source of all our pleasures now. We are attached to our friends, to our relatives; we are attached to our intellectual and spiritual works; we are attached to external objects so that we get pleasure from them. What, again, brings misery but this very attachment? We have to detach ourselves to earn joy. If only we had the power to detach ourselves at will, there would not be any misery. That man alone will be able to get the best of nature, who, having the power of attaching himself to a thing with all his energy, has also the power to detach himself when he should do so. The difficulty is that there must be as much power of attachment as that of detachment. There are men who are never attracted by anything. They can never love, they are hard-hearted and apathetic; they escape most of the miseries of life. But the wall never feels the misery, the wall never loves, is never ...
Read more