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Crush with Air-Hostess

This is a very common feel which will be experienced by each and every first time airline flyer. The person who says "Welcome, can I help you?" is a very big crush which they feel in their lifetime. Yes, today I happened to watch Bangalore Days with my colleagues. As similiar to Nivin Pauly, even I have experienced the same feel. Though my first flying experience was when I was too young, I didn't feel it and this become used. But eventhen, there was a chase for me :D :P This happened two years ago when I traveled from Hong Kong to some unknown destination (Forgot It :-( ), there was a air-hostess in Dragon Air whose name was "Vicky". She was trying to learn my name and I was explaining her that her name was sounding like a male name. Almost spent around 2 hours. Most of them who are flying with me have a crush with minimum atleast 1 or 2 Air Hostess. Though they aren't aware that Air hostess will not travel with everyone, but still they develop the crush an...

Bangkok - How I got arrested and released in minutes?

Bangkok, the divine place for the bachelors and even some of the married persons. I frequently visit the place for various purposes like my office and transit to other countries. Even-though people sometimes who aren't aware of my position initially think with a glitch about my frequent visit to Bangkok, later realize how important my position is and how it is being monitored every minute by minute. But those are apart as I never bother about them and I am committed for my self-control move not only at Bangkok, instead across the Globe. Recently, as usual I was there to Bangkok. Generally, I use to have a team of people who work in my office assisting various moves at the Hotel where I stay as well as in my office. It was a early morning and I had a very bad hard decision making stuffs the previous night so wasn't able to sleep, I was thinking about it. Since, I was jobless, I went too early for the breakfast at the Hotel. In the morning, it was literally untimely for my BF (Br...

Tiger's Prey at New Delhi! How would it have been for tasting Human Blood?

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"I wont take care of Myself,Government should take care of me" Lets look into Delhi Zoo Incident.. 1. White Tiger enclosure has three layer Protection . 2. First Understand the basics of Safety.Safety measures are taken to avoid Accidents not deliberate Incidents. 3. Tiger didn't invade the Victim's territory,Victim only intruded Tiger's only territory. 4. Tiger didn't hunt or attack the Victim even though Victim was in Tiger's territory. 5. Tiger was only examining the Victim, for the Tiger Victim is "newfound thing " in his territory not prey. If it was prey then Tiger would have killed the victim at first sight and would have eaten him too. 6. Tiger was in licking space to Victim, Anything like stupid rescue attempts of fire, shouting, stoning will only provoke Tiger. 7. Tranquilizing the Tiger is not possible in that particular situation. 8. To knockout a full grown adult Tiger through Tranquilizer will take atleast 10-15 mins .. 9. Even if w...

MOPSOTHCRDRCARD - Credit Card #India #MHA #Passport

MOPSOTHCRDRCARD - Did you see this in your Credit Card or Debit Card or Net Banking statement? Puzzled about it? It is nothing else the either your Passport or VISA Charge for India. Also apart from this, this is also used by the Tourism Department of Government of India.

"I am a Tax-Payer" #ProudIndian #areyou

When we say that I am a Tax-Payer, it makes all of us to feel proud about the situation and the place where we stay about because of the defaulters list as per the Income Tax department is growing everyday relatively as the total number of accounts (savings, current, etc) are growing. Now the Prime Minister of India has initiated a new policy of opening an account with zero balance in all the banks and even I have did it with my Aadhar Card. Apart from this there are few embarrassing situations which will hate us to pay the taxes like the improper development of roads, improper facilitation and others. Away from all these, I (on my behalf) have encountered a embarrassing situation in Bangalore. A cycle wala around 35 years was pedaling his cycle in the middle of the road in a highway. The usage of lights dipping went failed as it is India, then I had to next weapon Honking with my 12 rings horn. Suddenly he stopped the cycle in the middle of the road and turned to my side saying "...

THUMBS.DB in Windows 8 & Windows 8.1 - Deletion Error

In windows 8 and 8.1 the option to create a thumbs.db file is on by default . This can be a problem when you try to delete those media folders that you no longer need. Windows won’t let you delete the thumbs.db file and you will end up with a lot of empty folders that you can’t remove. First you want to deactivate the thumbs.db from being generated: The fastest way to do this is to run the following command : REG ADD “HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\Explorer” /v “DisableThumbsDBOnNetworkFolders” /t REG_DWORD /d 1 /f For who doesn’t want to run unknown commands on his computer you can also do this by yourself: Run (windows key + R) - write: regedit and press Enter Navigate to:  HKEY_CURRENT_USER > Software > Microsoft > Windows > CurrentVersion > Explore > Advanced Right click and create New DWORD Value , name it DeleteThumbnailCache  and set its value to 1. This does exactly the same thing as the command I wrote. Happy people! PING PONG!  

Best Face-palm Expression

After reading this post, do never trust me that I am person exhibiting the Karma! Since ever my school days, there used to be a jealous among my peer classmates, schoolmates, college mates and colleagues. Though I couldn't say it right from where this begun, but to my understanding it could be the early higher secondary. As I never merge so easily, it was quite difficult to understand them and get inline. Some developed hatred because of this reason with me.  The above quoted is a category of people and the second category is more wild, they work closely with you and ignore you when their work is over. And, I used to ignore them when an serious request comes in. Recently, there was one such encounter. Most of the times, I don't like to like to give a nose-cut for the cases.  So finally a day before, I have decided to give away the face-palm for the people in my top list. Though I was warned about it from my PS and APS, I decided to ignore them and go ahead. I wrote the best abo...

Indeterminable Reserve Bank of India (RBI) – Part 2 of 2

In the continuation to the previous post portraying the ill effects of the Reserve Bank of India, here flows the second and final post. Already got many calls from top notch people for writing about RBI and will ensure that there are no bad remarks. Over 5 ATM Transactions Chargeable You would have heard this statements if you live in the metro cities. Yes, there has been an amendment with the Code of Banking Conducts to charge a customer who overuses ATM Facilities in-order to limit the crowd in ATMs. Again this is not a wise decision amended by RBI. For example, if I need INR 5000 for 10 days, I may walk into the ATM for withdrawal as per my requirement. Now, since there is a restriction, I may withdraw INR 5000 all in one time. Working on the actual case, I may need INR 100, INR 100, INR 2000 and so on for 10 days. Here the bank fails to have the customer's EoD Balance. The customer may withdraw even a huge amount. Another trait is that as we may be aware that the thefts these d...

Indeterminable Reserve Bank of India (RBI) - Part 1 of 2

The Reserve Bank of India (RBI) is India's Central Banking Institution, which controls the Monetary Policy of the Indian Rupee and other banks operating within India. Sometimes, RBI is well known for its stupidest decisions. Last December (2013), under the heading of the new Governor, there was a decision for increase in security by inputting the PIN at POS for transactions. Upto me this is one of the wrong decision take by RBI. A latest statistics quotes that the Debit / Credit Card are owned by 67% of the Upper Middle Class and High Class people across India. Of this the most of them are of high class. Just imagine for each and every transaction would the CEO go down to the cash counter to input the PIN? Or will he get down from the car while fueling up? No for both the cases, he needs to share his/her PIN to sub-ordinates or to the person who serves him. This is a very serious threat. Same way, I was in an average hotel a week ago. I happened to counter one of the balance 33% of...

What Indian Colleges failed to teach Students? P3

In the continuation to my older posts : P1 , P2 The mentality of each and every parent is that their ward needs to earn a minimum of 500 USD every month post their education. But there are many factors which the parents fail to understand. All the education will not give such salary in India. Before that its the student's and college responsibility to explain their parents and their investors respectively about the process of getting a job. Here both the parties fail in the expectation. The horrible stuff is that the student is not even eligible for getting a basic job in the company and he / she demands for it. And there are some more critical positions which is being admitted by the candidate with false affirmation. "A candidate of Chemical Engineering is posted into the Software Testing zone". What do you feel about this idiotic statement and how far will he be able to get the output? Even if he delivers the output what will be the ratio which he renders? Doesn't t...

HFFD & HPFD - Friendship Days Classification

Yesterday August 3, 2014 many of my fellows sent across a text saying "Happy Friendship Day" through Whatsapp, Twitter and Facebook. I love seeing their messages as it could be a some script or CPW (Copy Paste Work), it is reciprocated. The deadly question is that the without meaning, why the hell people are sending scraps. Case 1: Those who personally don't know me are sending "HFD", when I reply for those idiotic messages saying thanks and inquiring about them, I get funny replies likes. Yes, I dono who you are. Anyway, we shall become friends! Case 2: My friends those who are highly close enough too send this message. When you are good friend of mine throughout the year, whats special in this day? Unfortunately, I hate having close friends. This has a high exception for Business Friends and Professional Friends. It doesn't means that I am a sadist, instead I am selfish. If someone is coined as a close friend, he/she should be able to judge 100% about my a...

How PayPal swindled my entire wallet?

Almost 90% of the internet users are well aware about the PayPal and 100% of the International Business men are highly aware about the PayPal. But only a very few are aware about the action rendered by PayPal during the settlement. These many days, my office team use to manage the Finance and operations, for an event I was mapped for the PayPal. And, as usual am highly lazy enough to manage it in real-time. I happened to see the reports couple of days ago. This particular event was billing in GBP and all the settlements to India happens through INR as per the Reserve Bank of India policy. So, PayPal charges 4.4% of the transaction value along with 0.30$ for every transaction performed using their gateway.  This is the open statement of PayPal, but there is a hidden structure in it which is very dangerous. The conversion rate is highly threatening us. On an average day 1 GBP = 1.7549 USD and then 1 USD = 59.45; 1 GBP = 104.32 INR. When we perform a RM calculation the value of 1 GBP = 1....

Status of a MBA in India

It is highly painful when someone educated stand in the road-side and keep begging. Very similar to that today morning I saw a case and am highly worried how the University encourages these types of activities. After a long time, I was little bit free today sitting in the 3rd Floor leisurely. My dogs were barking strongly, so I happened to check the visitor. Three guys were standing downstairs in a professional manner with a tie, tucked-in shirts and well polished shoes. So, I decided to check it out. Inbetween, my mom from the 2nd floor asked them to leave the place and in the meantime I arrived at 2nd Floor and said that I will be handling them. Yes, atright they quoted that they were from Pondicherry University, who completed MBA in 2011 and left behind with no job. He was absolutely selling the DK Multimedia Publication Books for INR 3000 (50$). I can get those books online at INR 500 or (8$). The responses which I got from him after the conclusion point was little bit tough and he...

Employee Relationship

From the day 1 of my establishment, I have never treated an employee as an employee. This is one of the most weak segment where I have lost. I trust highly that a good employee relationship is more important for an effective administration. Understanding them and providing them a space is empirically important because "THEY ARE ALSO HUMAN BEING". If a person is a married, we should not ask him to sit along with us late evening if there are huge quantum of work is pending. If a person is a smoker, we should free him for every 50 minutes so that he has his own space to smoke and relax. If a person is a drinker, we should relive him by the regular drinking hours and he shouldn't be disturbed for the next 12 hours. If a person is a drug addict, we should provide him the space so that he can take it. The managers, should firmly be confident that the employee is not your spouse to have a supreme control over their activities. They have their own expectation and require ...

How Air-India escaped from a major accident?

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On Sunday evening 13th July 2014, the Air India's flight AI-144, a B-777, was ready for a routine flight from Newark to Mumbai with 300 passengers and 15 crew. The weather in New Jersey was heavy passing showers here and there. It was a routine departure at about 5 pm (local time) for a long 15-16 hrs flight to Bombay nee Mumbai. The aircraft naturally was at its maximum take off weight, as it was fully loaded with the fuel required for this long transcontinental flight. The take off run was a normal routine one. Immediately on lift off the worst nightmare of a pilot, the loss of an engine at maximum take off weight, happened. The left engine caught fire, and at the same time the cockpit engine fire warnings did not function. The passengers and crew sitting on the left side were horrified to see flames from the left engine. Other airplanes and Air Traffic Control warned the Pilot of the engine being on fire. The Pilots till that time unaware of the engine fire, checked up and carri...

Lonely Business Man @ Bangkok

I had an appointment with a Business Tycoon at Bangkok this day morning. He had invited me to the tennis court as he would be occupied in playing tennis in the morning hours. So, I scheduled my calendar accordingly and went to meet him. To my surprise, I realized that he was playing alone in the court and on the opposite side there were almost 200+ tennis balls. Aside there was a basket which was containing the around some 50 more balls. He took the balls and shot them aside and again went back to the basket, took a ball and shot it again. On seeing me and my Private Secretary, he dropped that and welcomed me. I was discussing with him for almost 25 minutes about the business co-operations. I opened up with a question, "Why do you play alone even then you have almost 4500+ employees?", his response made me a big shock. He quoted "I may have million of employees, but I don't have a co-operating employee, who can move to my wavelength and stretch!" And then I ques...

What Indian Colleges failed to teach Students? P2

With the continuation to my post on July 1, 2014; The second things which the students fail to extract from their college atmosphere is "Understanding Girls", yes this segment is very weak and feeble in India. Indian male students think they are of higher supremacy than the Girls. They always think that the girls are supposed to be within the home and never out. Indian colleges fail to teach "How to handle a Girl?" So, if this concept is well thought by the school or college as a part of their curriculum, then the nuisances happening and procrastinating the media can stop to a level. There is a survey which says 72% of the data viewed in 2011 in India was PORN data. Don't we feel bad about this? We should never feel bad about watching this, but instead we should feel bad for the percentage of it. Internet is a platform to share and exchange data which will result as a good and effective communication. Do you know as per the analytic report of Google the 4th freq...

What Indian Colleges failed to teach Students? P1

This topic is the need for the hour. I happened to visit many institutes within India and out of India. The only difference is that the Indian institutes pressurize only on the Theory and never touches the Practical or Life Sciences. The have a focus on the academic segment alone and never go for the life science, which is most important for leading a successful life. Even the schools impose few minutes in Value Education / Moral Sciences and leave them ignored. If I know the rocket science and I don't know how to wear a tie, that is an embarrassing moment. Not only this, but even there are many such instances when we may lose important information which needs for shaping our life in many occurrences. Even the institutes in India fail to teach how to wear an underwear (brief) and cover the private areas. Yes, even the beggar in India is aware about this, but the fashion (stupidity) which is never cared by parents and faculties make them to wear such. I used to have the chat in a re...

Moments when Male Become Shy

There are many occurrences when a male becomes or feels shy! Yes, every male has this within him, but other than the most special ones cannot visualize or feel the difference. Now, there are few instances when a male could feel this off. When you invite your friend for a baby naming ceremony, your friend greets you saying "Wow! You have done a great Job"; you could smell the shyness of a male. When you praise your friend, you can smell the shyness of a male. But when doing a comparative study, when male expose the shyness for 20%, girls expose the shyness for 300%. [Study Says]. Not limited to the above said case studies alone, but there are many other instances when a male gets the shyness. When someone praises on the growth of the mustache too, you could feel the shyness. It's all the magical enhancements.

Becoming a Billionaire

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Hi, Am writing after a long time here. The reason for not being here was, "I was a Billionaire". The word of being Millionaire or Billionaire is highly a fantasy for many people and even am into that list. Though I have a world which makes me into that category, but I firmly believe that the Organization's money is not my money. The salary which I have should define of being Millionaire or Billionaire. Thought the asset value goes for me a title Millionaire, still there is a greed of me to become Billionaire. This was recently satisfied for my level. Yes, happened to visit Republic of Vietnam for the ICCCEG 2014 [International Conference on Cloud Computing and eGovernance 2014] The conversion rate was really awesome and great than what I expected. It was around 1 INR = 355 VND. When I went to the bank to withdraw cash for settling the hotel bills, I saw the bank lady started putting many zeros next to 233 literally. I was wondering how she calculated those in few seconds....